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Press Release: Last Days of 66 - Miss-SUZETTE.com

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Apparently I've been around for 66 years!

WireService.ca Media Release (02/03/2014)

All year, there was no discussion of OLDNESS, no one ever asked my age, so I wasn't even reminded of the double sixes.

It's only recently that I realized; "Hey I'm 66" or was, for a full year.

What did I do as a 66-er?

Why not send for my Humour Column, or Article to find out?

Below are some of the FUN topics of being 66, I recall, JUST FOR YOU!

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Well how is my 66 up to TODAY?

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However, I did begin the regenerated Fashion Statement of wearing pretty, custom made, beaded-eye-glass-chains, to Find my glasses, when I actually wish to see..."I Wish You Could See What I Don't See..." the title of a new eyesight-faking-seeing book & columns...

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Talking about memory, my immediate short term recollections seem to.........what? As I was saying, the roses...

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I'm learning ways to associate forming funny Pictures with people's names, place all Henry's in a row, or in a circle, holding hands---Oh great, he's an Eric too! I'll remember his name that way...I hope. Also I totally insist on people Rhyming their names, just for FUN! For me it's easier to catch up with humourous associations...how about you?

Which reminds me, my "Humour-Therapy, Instantly!!!" book with Miss-SUZETTE.com is coming out shortly, definitely by the end of February...or else...soon...

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THINGS I'M GOING TO CHANGE after 66:

Gonna start Beginners Hip Hop classes...cause I LOVE TO DANCE...

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Replace Friends who declare:

No Gift Exchanges for Birthdays, anymore, because we have everything we need...

PAIN FULL!!!

(I usually nod & smile to flowers or wink to earrings for my presents...Hint Hint),

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NEED TO DEAL WITH Tele-Marketeers, and Rude Customer Service People and Thoughtless Types.....INSTANTLY!!!!

Then there are all those WONDERFUL, SWEET, HELPFUL INDIVIDUALS, who FILL MY LIFE with LOVE, ADVENTURE, KNOWLEDGE and INSPIRATIONS...YOU ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO NOW MATTER TO ME. I THANK YOU FOR BEING, AND FLOWERING MY LIFE GARDENS...

Hee Hee Hee, Ha Ha Ha,

Last Days of 66

& I, I

Don't give a Fact;

Unless you're nice to me

I have no need of Thee!

Hee Hee Hee, Ha Ha Ha,

Now, I only LOVE YOU,

if YOU LOVE ME TOO:)

Did you get that?

Hee Hee Hee, Ha Ha Ha,

- Miss SUZETTE@66 Feb.3/2014

***Please email for the entirety of my Column "Humour for YOUR Health", or Article, titled Last Days of 66/Miss-SUZETTE.com, to: humour-health-house@roger.com Subject Line: Last Days of 66 Column or Article please...

Loved being 66, how about YOU?

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MEDIA CONTACT:

Miss SUZETTE
Phone: 416-921-5288
Email: humour-health-house@rogers.com
Subject Line: 66
Website: Miss-SUZETTE.com

 


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